Awkwords: Fire & Ice

Introducing a new segment I'm starting on the ol' Waxicle.

Awkwords. 

I will keep this short and sweet.
I was going to post something about my recent experience anyway, but found it especially appropriate for this time of year since a couple of years ago, one of the Tribe sisters (Waxicle girls) was fortunate enough to win a massive jar of condoms in our christmas party White Elephant game.

Instead of giving a full "review" of this product, I will just say this:

Where was the ice?